"Listen, if you have money and you have fame, but you don’t have any confidence in your blackness, then it’s all for nothing."
— Paul Mooney (via slimmcharles)
“A white woman bakes a chocolate cake. She turns her back & her lil boy takes some chocolate and rubs it on his face, says “Look mommy, i’m black.” She slaps the shit outta him and says “Go tell your father what you did!!”He goes to his dad “Look daddy i’m black”, he took that belt & beat his ass and said “Go show your grandfather what you did!!”“Look grandpa, I’m black.” He took a switch out and beat his ass, “Now go back to your mama!!”He goes back to his mom and she says “Now what did you learn today?” and the little boy says “I learned that, I’ve been black for 5 minutes and i already hate you white motha fuckas”~Paul Mooney~
(via blackjedimindtricks)
Paul Mooney performs A Comedy Skit on Soul Train (1975)
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"The Aliens are us. It’s like the butterfly and the caterpillar. They look nothing alike but they are the same."
— Paul Mooney
"White people have x-ray vision when it comes to Black people doing stuff. When it comes to them doing things they’re blind."
— Paul Mooney
Paul Mooney - Race Talk (2009)
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Paul Mooney - White People And Wild Animals (Remix)
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"They’re always trying to take our shit and recylce it and say it’s theirs. [British Accent] American Idol it’s so english, it’s so brilliant. American Idol is the Apollo with White judges. Keep this shit real!"
— Paul Mooney
